What are kids asking Santa for this year? You might be surprised. Credit: Getty Images
As a parent, one of my favorite parts of the holiday season is writing letters to Santa with my sons. This year, my youngest has decided to ask for some wacky things, like Playmobil Eskimos. When we pointed out that there was no such thing, he said, "But Santa can make it. Right? He can make anything!"
That kind of faith in Santa Claus -- the belief that this mythical man with a sleigh and a magical sack of toys can make anything -- is a theme that psychology professor Carole Slotterback sees over and over in children's letters to old Saint Nick. In a new book titled "The Psychology of Santa," Dr. Slotterback, who teaches at the University of Scranton, found that
children ask for more than just toys, and that their letters run the gamut from hilarious to heartbreaking.
While researching her book, Slotterback read nearly 1,200 letters to Santa collected at the central post office in Scranton, PA, between 1998 and 2003. Slotterback said that the letters all touched her. "Some are just absolutely a stitch, and others are some of the saddest things I've ever read," she told the AP.
Among the funnier letters Slotterback read was one in which every third item was "NO CLOTHES," and another in which the writer asked Santa to check the appropriate box: "Real or Not Real?"
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Letters To Santa Gone Wrong
By Margaret Bristol
Every year, adorable children around the world express their hopes, dreams, wants and wishes in the form of letters to Santa Claus. And then there are these kids, who butcher the English language, request bizarre gifts and share just a little too much information with old Saint Nick. Click through to see our favorite letters to Santa gone wrong.
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But not all the letters were funny; many children asked Santa to fill a gap in their lives that was bigger than not having a particular toy. One child asked Santa for a mom, in a letter written on bright pink paper. "Not just for me but my daddy, brother and granny ... my daddy works so hard and then he comes home to cook and clean and it should be easier," the child wrote.
Sue Brennan, a US Postal Service spokesperson, said those are the kind of letters that get to her. "I've never gone five or 10 minutes without getting teary," she told the AP. "It's very emotional."
Slotterback also learned that children's requests to Santa are often responses to things going on in their world. After the 9/11 terrorist attacks, for example, the letters took on a stronger patriotic tone. Many letters to Santa are accompanied by drawings; in 2001, the kids' pictures often included American flags. That year, too, kids asked for fewer toys.
But despite an awareness of what had happened that year, none of the children expressed any fears for Santa, or any worries that he would fall prey to a terrorist attack. "Terrorists can do all kinds of things to our world, and they can hurt us in many ways," said Slotterback, "but one thing they can't do is touch Santa. And that was nice to see."
Perhaps the most interesting finding, though, was that kids are not all that polite in their requests to Santa. Despite the fact that parents use the threat that
Santa is watching! to coerce excited tots into behaving, kids rarely say "please" or 'thank you" in their letters to Santa. The exception was kids asking for pets; one boy, who wanted a golden retriever, said "please" 16 times in his letter. Clearly, he wasn't getting anywhere with his parents and wanted to get Santa on his side.
So what can parents learn from Slotterback's research? She suggests that adults ask to see their children's wish lists and letters to Santa, because the things they really want might be simpler than what we're expecting.
Unless your child is asking for Playmobil Eskimos. That might be hard.
Your Majesty 12-09-2009 @ 8:07PM
There are Playmobil Eskimos! They don't make them any more in the US but they used to. I think Santa better head on over to Ebay to see if he can pick some up used...
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PJD120 12-09-2009 @ 8:09PM
Awwww, I bet those letters are so sweet, and I know some will bring tears to your eyes. I think now since all of my children are almost grown, that there are so many little ones that believe in Christmas and Santa Claus. I hope that never changes with children. There is so much trouble in this world today, that it should be still something that brings smiles to children faces.
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Neil 12-09-2009 @ 8:10PM
"I've never gone five or 10 minutes without getting teary," she told the AP. "It's very emotional."
Oh, get me a vomit bag.....
And of course kids got more patriotic after 9/11.... because they're parents (plus every other person/thing) did! Duh.
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Keith 12-09-2009 @ 8:22PM
Dear Neil, Here is your vomit bag. Just threw up into it especially for you. Now pour it over your head.
Jeff 12-09-2009 @ 8:56PM
In addition to a vomit bag, Neil, Santa needs to bring you a spelling and/or grammar book, so you can learn the difference between "they're" and "their." I hope your Christmas is better than you deserve....otherwise, you won't HAVE one.
tyrebitre 12-09-2009 @ 8:59PM
And a Merry Christmas to you too, NEIL. Hopefully Santa will pack your coal tightly exactly where it deserves to be.
Janet Lynn 12-09-2009 @ 9:50PM
"Get me a vomit bag?" Obviously YOU have never gone to the post office and read these letters. They are heartbreaking with so many kids asking for things for their parents and not a thing for them. I did this one year and found it so depressing that I never went again. You probably enjoy telling people there's no Santa Claus. You probably have no friends..............
That girl 12-09-2009 @ 9:53PM
Way to be heartless, Neil. Did you really find it amusing rather than heartbreaking to read about a child writing to Santa asking for a mom?
Patti 12-09-2009 @ 11:02PM
Only one thing to say to Neil, SHAME ON YOU!!! Do you have children? I sure hope not!!!
june 12-09-2009 @ 11:53PM
Neil, u have water running thru your veins!
Ally 12-10-2009 @ 12:06AM
Neil, if you're going to be negative, at least sound intelligent.
Also, I'm sure the "Their/They're/There" Rule has been taught in schools for a while now...you may want to check it out.
Allison 12-09-2009 @ 8:50PM
Actually, they DO make Playmobil Eskimos. You can get them on eBay and through the Fischer-Price website. My young nieces & nephews have them. They're not very expensive. So Santa does make them...hehehehe
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patricia 12-09-2009 @ 8:29PM
the one who said get a vomit bag is the person who is mad at the world and bkames everyone for there life.you no god gives us the besat gifts ever are children i hope u dont have any i am sure they would be a burden to u
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Bookworm 12-09-2009 @ 8:30PM
Way to go, Keith, couldn't said it better myself. Maybe Neil's next comment was "Bah, humbug!"
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lengvaqrskyr 12-09-2009 @ 8:34PM
And it's not just kids. I just had open heart surgery, which came at me out of the blue, and now I am facing the loss of my job. as I didn't recover fast enough, as well as the loss of my house. And I work for a company that supposedly follows "Christian" principles, I guess they follow that time honored "Christian" precept, "Screw unto others"
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nettie 12-09-2009 @ 10:32PM
Would you mind saying who you work for?
srsnakes 12-09-2009 @ 8:42PM
lengkva, never trust anyone who calls themselves a Christian.
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Mary 12-09-2009 @ 8:47PM
Way to go, Keith, on telling Neil what to do with that vomit bag.
I've actually read letters to Santa myself at my local Post Office, trying to answer kids requests as a charitable deed. And, of course, there are the letters where you see kids asking for the latest X-Box, or Barbie, or latest new toy.
But, there are definitely the letters where children are simply asking Santa for a job for their Mom, or Dad, as they were just fired last week.
There are the letters where kids are simply asking Santa for food on the table.
Or, there are the letters asking Santa to please get God to bless their sister, as she died not that long ago.
I've got that postmaster beat. I get teary in a flat second, reading one of these letters. And, there are so many of them....: (
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lisa 12-09-2009 @ 8:52PM
some of the most "christan" people i know are racist; or hypocrites. i believe; but i sure would run around bragging im a "christian".
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